Am I or are the others crazy?

"Martin. Let us be perfectly clear. The good ship “Douglas making fun of Martin’s medals” set sail..."

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 10:20:16 +0200

“Martin. Let us be perfectly clear. The good ship “Douglas making fun of Martin’s medals” set sail the moment you took the decision to put on some medals. The voyage is now well under-way and I can only suggest you relax and enjoy it.”

- Douglas Richardson (via circusgifs)

That about sums him up

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 10:16:42 +0200

That about sums him up

My Biology teacher actually told a girl in my course to cancel her appointment at the dermatologist,...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 09:44:45 +0200

My Biology teacher actually told a girl in my course to cancel her appointment at the dermatologist, where you don’t get a new one within 3 weeks (and she goes to America in about 2 weeks), where she has to treat a rash she has, so she can attend a Bilogy lesson in the afternoon

He talked about setting priorities and shit like-

Yeah sure that potentially dangerous rash won’t have to be treated for like 6 weeks
As long as you attended a fucking Bilology lesson you have your priorities sorted out

whimsiesandmusings: iwishiwasfictional: montypythonsflyingsurplus: anawkwardfruit: capsicle1916:...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 08:00:29 +0200

whimsiesandmusings:

iwishiwasfictional:

montypythonsflyingsurplus:

anawkwardfruit:

capsicle1916:

baconllamatimelord:

miss-doctorwho:

partners-in-time:

miss-doctorwho:

If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet.

Or italics

How can I express my feelings with no italics

It has not even got bold

And we need to talk about:

Bullet points

I may as well ~~strikeout~~ Facebook

You can’t even put links into text

you did not just link that

i just choked on my cheese

omfg

ericnorseman: Hannibal’s euphemisms for people.

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 07:15:14 +0200

ericnorseman:

Hannibal’s euphemisms for people.

1x13: Savoureux [x]

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 04:49:23 +0200

1x13: Savoureux [x]

ben-brucey: Are we ever even taught how to play rock paper scissors or are we just born with the...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 04:10:52 +0200

ben-brucey:

Are we ever even taught how to play rock paper scissors or are we just born with the ability to do so?

TWENTY FOUR HOURS UNTIL SAVOUREUX

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 04:10:25 +0200

nbchannibal:

It’s almost time for your final appointment…

#*maniacal laughter* #*escalating maniacal laughter* #*sobbing mistaken for maniacal laughter* #*sobbing*

moonyandthediamonds: hesdeadjim: buttodenkirk: have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 04:10:01 +0200

moonyandthediamonds:

hesdeadjim:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

#the best part is #you dont know #if mccoy is talking about spock #if spock is talking about mccoy #or if theyre both talking about kirk

timelyburden: timelyburden: Once my dad got a nail stuck in his eye so he had to get this cotton...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 03:57:59 +0200

timelyburden:

timelyburden:

Once my dad got a nail stuck in his eye so he had to get this cotton patch taped over it and while he slept I drew an eye on it and put makeup on it and coincidentally my dads name is Joe so I think you know where this is going

My dad was the real Cotton eyed joe

I wasn’t kidding… dont judge the artistic part of it i was 9 and he is a light sleeper

Red lipstick makes me feel like I could cut a man’s heart out with a high heel shoe and fucking eat...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 03:57:30 +0200

Red lipstick makes me feel like I could cut a man’s heart out with a high heel shoe and fucking eat it.

You either know what I’m talking about or you don’t

#tell me mccoy #how do you walk around the enterprise with...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 03:56:15 +0200

#tell me mccoy #how do you walk around the enterprise with those steel balls of yours #is there some kind of special padding for that or

Photo

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 03:55:24 +0200

frownyalpha: saisir—le—jour: Dean Winchester and Jack Harkness meet in a bar one night. “What’s...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 03:35:49 +0200

frownyalpha:

saisir—le—jour:

Dean Winchester and Jack Harkness meet in a bar one night. “What’s your problem?” Dean asks. “Men.” Jack shrugs. “Yeah, me too. Mine went back to heaven.” Dean says, almost whispering. Jack replies, “Mine did too.”

mccooooooooooooooooooooooooooooy: look at these cute lil shits

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 03:27:15 +0200

mccooooooooooooooooooooooooooooy:

look at these cute lil shits

ohh-whatsername: bekkaa: I use hun not hon because you are not my honey, you are my fierce...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 03:26:00 +0200

ohh-whatsername:

bekkaa:

I use hun not hon because you are not my honey, you are my fierce warrior

this was surprisingly uplifting

beenamistryart: every time i see this commercial now i just...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 03:21:24 +0200

beenamistryart:

every time i see this commercial now i just think cinnamon toast hannibal

fregg: 3.15 am?!?oh COME on! you and me both

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 03:20:42 +0200

fregg:

3.15 am?!?
oh COME on!

you and me both

cryptaniac: Hannibal likes to make presents. *this shirt really...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 02:52:23 +0200

cryptaniac:

Hannibal likes to make presents.

*this shirt really exists, you can buy it here

nami64: ‘Where is my oscar?!’ ✧ Edward Norton (actor) 2...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 02:50:22 +0200

nami64:

‘Where is my oscar?!’ ✧ Edward Norton (actor)

2 nominations: Primal Fear (1996), American History X (1998)